(apologies to Paul Simon) The problem’s not inside our heads, it’s plain to see The answer’s easy if you take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to save democracy  Resolve to ditch Mitch Vote now to dump, Trump Just say to scram, Graham And set ourselves free You vote to de-thrown Jones Don’t need more Trump clones Vote absentee’s the key To set ourselves free  Set out to destroy DeJoy In the trash toss DeVoss Time to layoff Loeffler We need a voting spree Defeat is our wish, Risch You’re no longer amusin’, Susan (Collins) Swish down the drain, Daines We’ll vote ourselves free  Ooh, move to disbar Barr Make this the end, Enzi Vote to dispense with Pence Set the USA Free Make Cotton forgotten Let’s make flee Cassidy To the outgoing, add Chad (Wolf) Save Democracy  I say it grieves me so to see us in such pain But there is something we can do to make us smile again Let me se if I can again explain About the 50 ways  Throw in the dump, Trump Over the fence, Pence Leave in the ditch Mitch We all know what to do Impeach and disbar Barr Do not choose Cruz Kick out of the class Sasse Turn the Senate bright blue  Say it’s time to quit, Mitt It’s time to return, Earnst Time to take off, Inhofe We’re under attack Your leave’s overdue, Purdue Time to abscond, Thom (Tillis) Please leave quicker, Whicker Gotta take the Senate back  Send into mournin’ Cornyn Make his days gloomy Toomey Take away Scott’s spot They’ve lost the right Vote out the schmuck, Chuck (Grassley) Say au revoir, Lamar Gotta end this sham, Graham And we’ll win this fight  We just need a plan, Stan of the 23 seats up, yup Make 3 seats defeats To save democracy Give McGrath a path To fully ditch Mitch Then we can stump Trump Save Democracy Â
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