*** “Subject to Change, Limited Time.”Fraud is his favorite pastimeYour money, they takeWith a wink and handshakeBut the fine print is chock full of slimeFrom Eric and Don something newCell…

Claiming serious injury would ensueIf we don’t use this pool guy Trump knewAnd all regs defyBy the 4th of JulyPaint the reflecting pool blue

His antics are very disturbin’His penchant for graft quite disturbin’He does Donald’s biddingI am not kiddingHe leaves behind his branded bourbon

Pope Leo his bank he did dialTo update his address on fileThe agent did groanAnd hung up the phoneMistaking his candor for guile

We’re bombing, but it’s not a warNew “Project”, Pete tells the press corpsNo need for concernIt’s expected churnNo need for approval, therefore

Trump’s crazy sh*t has increasedFrom Pope to ballroom to MideastWe are not distractedHeld back and redactedAll Epstein files must be released

It’s OK for ICE to profileGrab non-whites from streets but meanwhileDistricting must beRace-conscious-freeThis “logic” is racist and vile

Fighting ceased, blocking the straitCivilians bomb or liberate?Don’t care ‘bout their fateWe’ll investigateWhich is it, Pete? please tell us straightWiping out nukes is your aimRegime change was your first end…

A dimwit named Peter did poutWhen the House Reps called him outOn bad calls and liesIn a war so unwiseThat he’s a dunce there’s little doubt

An artful arrangement of shellsA year later Trump raises hellAll else has failedTo get Comey jailedMe thinks that dear Donald’s unwellI bet sister Suzie’s to blameIt’s against her Trump should…