No Satisfaction (12-1-20)

It's been a while since I posted alternate lyrics to a song.  To start December, the last month of this horrible, terrible, no good year, I am posting some good cheer in the form of new lyrics to a song (apologies to The Rolling Stones)

 
 
I can't get no satisfaction, my lawsuits get no traction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
Well I’m drivin’ my golf cart, a man comes on the radio
He’s tellin’ me my law suits are losing across the nation 
And it’s firing up my frustration
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get lawsuit traction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I’m watching FOX TV and a man comes on and tells me
How wrong my lies can be
And he can’t be a man ‘cause he doesn’t claim
That the winner of the vote is me
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no counteraction I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I’m not flyin’ round on Airforce One
I’m pardoning him and signing that
And I’m trying to tell some SOS, who tells me
Donnie, your case is very weak
Can’t you see you’re on a losing streak?
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no lawsuit traction, no vote retraction
No SCOTUS action, no satisfaction
I can't get no