to the tune of "You're So Vain"
You walked into the briefing
Like you were entering a campaign spot
Your red tie reached below your waist
Your hair it was apricot
You had one eye on the prompter
But you ad-libbed on the spot
And all the press dreamed that you’d
Stop your lying, you’d stop your lying
You’re insane
You think that drinking bleach is the
answer
You’re insane
You probably think that you could cure
cancer
Don’t you?
Don’t you?
Oh, you conned us several years ago
When the country was so naïve
You said you make such a great leader
All things alone you could achieve
But you ignored COVID warnings yes
The states you did deceive
They thought you’d help you just said
“it’s not my problem”
“it’s not my problem”
You’re insane
You claim to have more test than the whole
globe
You’re insane you think you have brilliant
frontal lobe
Don’t you?
Don’t you?
Well I hear sent Mike Pence to Mayo
With no mask to cover his face
Oh it really is so apropos
Your team is such a disgrace
Well you’re never where you ought to be
And when the states need your help
With grants or tests
You just send them to red states
Send them to red states
And you’re insane
You tell states to open way too soon
You’re insane
From bad stuff you think you are
immune
Don’t you?
Don’t you?
You’re insane
You’re prob’ly glad a song is about you
You’re insane
You’re prob’ly glad a song is about you
Aren’t you?
Aren’t you?
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