to the tune of "You're So Vain"
You walked into the briefing Like you were entering a campaign spot Your red tie reached below your waist Your hair it was apricot You had one eye on the prompter But you ad-libbed on the spot And all the press dreamed that you’d Stop your lying, you’d stop your lying You’re insane You think that drinking bleach is the answer You’re insane You probably think that you could cure cancer Don’t you? Don’t you? Oh, you conned us several years ago When the country was so naïve You said you make such a great leader All things alone you could achieve But you ignored COVID warnings yes The states you did deceive They thought you’d help you just said “it’s not my problem” “it’s not my problem” You’re insane You claim to have more test than the whole globe You’re insane you think you have brilliant frontal lobe Don’t you? Don’t you? Well I hear sent Mike Pence to Mayo With no mask to cover his face Oh it really is so apropos Your team is such a disgrace Well you’re never where you ought to be And when the states need your help With grants or tests You just send them to red states Send them to red states And you’re insane You tell states to open way too soon You’re insane From bad stuff you think you are immune Don’t you? Don’t you? You’re insane You’re prob’ly glad a song is about you You’re insane You’re prob’ly glad a song is about you Aren’t you? Aren’t you?
