Claimed gold star families made him sick Ignored the new COVID uptick This swamp-dwelling mobster Called Harris a monster Of the dying does not give a lick Called off the stimulus talks Then he had some second thoughts Pulled out of debates Dr. Fauci berates Retweets a man being shot Holds maskless rallies each day Claims COVID will just do away Begs women to like him Says whatever strikes him Fires all whom him, disobey Still claims he has a health care plan Facies self as a ladies’ man Wants to walk into crowds Says kissing’s allowed Claims his orange face is a sun tan Bemoans being dissed by Nobel From COVID claims all now get well Tweets troop withdrawals Before General he calls White Supremists he will not quell As poll numbers worsen for him And his chances of winning look grim He grows more erratic It’s symptomatic of a crazy man out on a limb Yes, a cornered animal is he So beware, because dangerous he’ll be To power he’ll cling And he’ll do anything To hold on to the Whitehouse key
Claimed gold star families made him sick
Ignored the new COVID uptick
This swamp-dwelling mobster
Called Harris a monster
Of the dying does not give a lick
Called off the stimulus talks
Then he had some second thoughts
Pulled out of debates
Dr. Fauci berates
Retweets a man being shot
Holds maskless rallies each day
Claims COVID will just do away
Begs women to like him
Says whatever strikes him
Fires all whom him, disobey
Still claims he has a health care plan
Facies self as a ladies’ man
Wants to walk into crowds
Says kissing’s allowed
Claims his orange face is a sun tan
Bemoans being dissed by Nobel
From COVID claims all now get well
Tweets troop withdrawals
Before General he calls
White Supremists he will not quell
As poll numbers worsen for him
And his chances of winning look grim
He grows more erratic
It’s symptomatic
of a crazy man out on a limb
Yes, a cornered animal is he
So beware, because dangerous he’ll be
To power he’ll cling
And he’ll do anything
To hold on to the Whitehouse key