Of Todd Blanche we were all quite wary His ties to the Don are quite scary But lame GOP Gave Trump an AG Who’ll serve as his consigliere  

If likely to lose, Trump will wailIt’s through mail-in ballots that they’llRig the electionThen sans circumspectionThe hypocrite voted by mail

Through lies he has tried to destroyThe free press, made his whipping boyHe boarded the corpsThen snuck out the doorHe made them his flying decoyA deadly and cowardly ruseThat Danald…

An idea for a plan for a planFor a framework on which we canWrite an MOUWith a timeline toGet back to before we began

So tax fraud immunity would lastTrump tried to push through Blanche fastBut that’s now in doubt‘Cause on his way outSaid Cornyn to Trump, “Not so fast “

Paul called a meaningless sessionTo ask Fauci dumb “gotcha” questions To get to the truth?Alas, no, forsoothTo indulge his unhinged obsession

Fines Canada for wildfire smokeClaims their forest management is brokeWhile DOGE cut fires crewsTo states that are blueOn Trumps logic we now all chokeHe ends regs for any pollutionGives fossil…

What distinguishes GOP from Dems?Eventually we will condemnRapists and felonsWho need expelin’We’re so much better than them

Rape claims and Nazi tattooDark on-line posts, sexting tooI ask you how lowDid he need to goTo dump him out on his wazoo?Even Graham Platner knewHe had to erase his…

For victory, US had a thirstIn the World Cup to be firstIt was a long shotMore likely than notBy Trump’s interference was cursed