Good News Daily – Things Trump Can’t Screw Up (8-15-20)
When we thought we’d bid reason adieu Comes more happy news from the zoo It will not be long Before Mei Xiang Gives birth to a panda or two
Trial Balloons (8-13-20)
Trump and Fox try to impugn Harris with their trial balloons But as each one pops Their strategy flops It’s Trump now that Harris lampoons  Yes, all Trump can…
NASTY (8-13-20)
Not shocking that Trump, when asked, he… Adhered to his childish past, he… Said Harris was mean, This name-calling machine You must ask, who’s calling whom NASTY?
Enough is Enough! (8-12-20)
4% of the world population In cases we lead every nation by any gauge it’s an outrage Trump will be our ruination  He promised to end ACA Replace it…
COVID Love Nests 8-10-20
Amidst COVID hullabaloo Comes good news from the quiet Zoo Feeling less stress In their love nests The number of chicks greatly grew
Voting Rights Shredded 8-9-20
Speak of the vote without candor To mega donors do pander It is Trump’s intention To rig the election To help that they do gerrymander  Claim mail-in fraud with…
The Negotiation Hoax 8-9-20
Bring Meadows, the bomb thrower in Make sure that there’s no win-win Don’t meet half way Let the time slip away Then apply your despicable spin  Nancy’s the problem,…
The Negotiation Hoax 8-9-20
Bring Meadows, the bomb thrower in Make sure that there’s no win-win Don’t meet half way Let the time slip away Then apply your despicable spin  Nancy’s the problem,…
The Horror Continues 8-8-20
There once was a lawyer named Yoo Who told President Bush what to do Like torture’s OK Trump can break the law today They won’t catch up anytime soon  …
AXIOS [A] v. Trump [T] WTF? 8-6-20
[A] Is COVID under control? [T] Everyone says I’m on a roll [T] My job is terrific [A] I heard it’s horrific Is he dumb or just an a**hole?  …