Dumb and Dumber (6//26)
If you eat junk, gain weight and get sickSociety should not be too quickTo provide medical careSo, Donald, bewareThis from your HHS d/pickNo Prozac and no GLPsNo vaccines, no screenings,…
Slush Fund Tariffs (5/31/26)
Claiming to right previous wrongsA slush fund for the J6 throngsTrump did orchestrateCould be taxed by blue statesTo put it back where it belongs A tariff of sorts if you…
A Mater Class in How NOT to Make a Deal (5/30/26)
Previous agreement, take backFire experts then bring in hacksBomb while “in talks”Listen to hawksFrom all your goals simply backtrackNot know they would close the straitDeclare the end near…oh….no…waitThe JCPOATook years,…
“The Art of the Surrender” (5/25/26)
Regime change, end nukes, was Trump’s aimDistraction from Epstein, his gameRegime now emboldenedAll ships still on hold, andNo deal on their nukes, Iran claimsThe best we can hope for is…
Anti-Weaponization… Slush Fund (5/22/26)
A slush fund to favor Trump’s friendsFor Trump, IRS rules Blanche did bendCalled Trump’s fraud OKJ6 felons he’ll payTaxpayer’s money, misspends$1.8 billion that should…Have been expended for goodFood stamps and…
Trump v. Trump: DOJ Disgrace (5/22/26)
“I’ve been wronged!”, the plaintiff did cry“Yes, you have” was the judge’s replyThe DA felt fury"Who is the jury?"Coyly said Trump, “It is I”
Pearl Harbor Debacle (5/18/26)
An FBI head named PatelThought all his perks were just swellAt hallowed groundHe snorkeled aroundHow much lower he’ll go, who can tell
Trump the Chump (5/17/26)
A gullible POTUS named Trump Into a meeting did jumpWith no strategySo, Xi’s flatteryWas lapped up by Donald the chump
Trump Mobile – $47.45/Mo*: Where’s My F*cking Phone? (5/12/26)
*** “Subject to Change, Limited Time.”Fraud is his favorite pastimeYour money, they takeWith a wink and handshakeBut the fine print is chock full of slimeFrom Eric and Don something newCell…
$13.1B No-Bid Landmark Defacement (5/11/26)
Claiming serious injury would ensueIf we don’t use this pool guy Trump knewAnd all regs defyBy the 4th of JulyPaint the reflecting pool blue