Stone Commutation 7-12-20

I can tell it must be Friday night
When the laws of the land he’ll rewrite
From his high throne
Commutes Roger Stone
Though the case against him was airtight
 
7 crimes Stone’s convicted of
But the law he knew he was above
He didn’t roll on his man
So he’s now a free man
From the White House Trump needs a big shove
 
The rationale for the commutation
Is an affront against our lawful nation
Let’s look at each claim
From DJT’s brain
A list of deranged allegations
 
He’s a victim of the Russian hoax
You can’t jail one of Trump’s folks
Excuses and lies
For this late night surprise
Makes you wonder what DJT smokes
 
This is a Mueller witch hunt
A far-left conspiracy stunt
More accusations
With no justification
To democracy quite an affront
 
His alleged crimes come from improper probe
He’s the most honorable man on the globe
More outrageous claims
From Donald’s lame brain
With his malfunctioning frontal lobe
 
Misconduct occurred at his trial
Jurors were biased and vile
All been debunked
Put Trump in a funk
Or perhaps he just getting senile
 
His sentence was mean and unfair
For a man who is so debonair
Even Barr saw the light
Said his treatment was right
In November Trump better beware
 
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Historic corruption says Mitt
For office Trump’s surely not fit
At the end of the day
There’s simply no way
Our country should stand for this sh*t