The Shift(y)ing Foundation of Trump’s Platform 7-20-20

“Our economy’s the best in the globe”
“I have a great frontal lobe”
“On the cognitive test
I scored the best”
Me thinks this emperor has no robe
 
First, he was just sleepy Joe
No, actually, a traitor with Bo
Now an anarchist
Whom we should resist
It’s all giving me such vertigo
 
As promised, “I’m building the Wall.”
“My tax cuts, the biggest of all”
All proven wrong
So before long
He’ll throw us another curveball
 
“Our testing is second to none”
“Joe wants to outlaw your gun”
Convincing no one
He’s tried a new one
“On the military I can’t be outdone”
 
“A caravan of migrants is coming”
“I’ll keep our economy humming”
“And have no fear,
COVID will disappear”
“Wearing a mask is unbecoming”
 
All of his plans have been dashed
On his watch, the economy crashed
So now his new slate
Is a police state
Throwing our civil rights in the trash