Knowing how often Trump’s lied It’s been hard for the press to decide What to report And what not to report Perhaps this can serve as guide What’s news? COVID’s cases increasing What’s not? All the lies he’s releasing They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is news of abusive policing What’s news? Peaceful march on the mall What’s not? Anything about Lysol They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is news of his still unbuilt wall What’s news? We don’t have enough testing What’s not? Chloroquine is what Trump’s suggesting They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is diverse groups who’ve joined in protesting What’s news? Supreme Court decisions What’s not? Trump stoking division They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is Biden’s American vision What’s news? Shortages of meat What’s now” White power retweets They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Are peaceful protests on our streets What’s news? Russian-paid Taliban What’s not? Anything about Ku Klux Klan They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that Putin runs Trump’s masterplan What’s News? Skyrocketing evictions What’s Not? Trump’s COVID-19 science fiction They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is lifting EPA restrictions What’s news? Unrest at the Pentagon What’s not? NASCAR noose was a con They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is his ill-fated walk to St John’s What’s News? Is student deportations What’s Not? Trump’s sick self-fascination They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is test stats fabrications What’s News? Death of the VOA What’s Not? Is Trump on the fairway They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is the free press being kept at bay What’s News? Ok with confederate flag What’s Not? Tweets where Trump brags They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that Mary Trump he cannot gag What’s News? 127K have died What’s Not? All Kayleigh denied They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that US is the worst worldwide What’s News? PPP loans to big chains What’s Not? Trump tweets about his big brain They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that Chao company did stand to gain What’s News? No promises made to rehire What’s Not? Claims that Antifa conspired They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is there’s been no Afghan ceasefire What’s News? Is Republican silence What’s Not? sucking up from Mike Pence They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is the absence of protest violence What’s News? Illegal funds for Trump’s wall What’s Not? Unfounded claims by Rand Paul They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is coverage of a Biden townhall What’s News? Hamilton is streaming What’s Not? Trump’s ranting and screaming They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that dreamers are working and dreaming What’s News? When to reopen schools What’s Not? Who Trump’s calling a fool They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that our bail laws are cruel What’s News? EPA taking short cuts What’s Not? Claims Dems wants our schools shut They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is the unfairness of his tax cuts What’s News? Bringing National Guard in What’s Not? A New Monument Garden They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is Giving Mike Flynn a full pardon What’s News? The homeless numbers have grown What’s Not? Bubba Wallace should atone They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is that NASCAR ratings have grown What’s News? Trump’s ½ B in loans What’s Not? Claims thugs in Seattle CHOP zone They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is how many promises he’s blown What’s News? Is planned voter suppression What’s Not? Is mail-in vote fraud obsession They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is the economy’s in deep recession What’s News? COVID-19 somber presage What’s Not? The silent majority message They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is the true Black Lives Matter message What’s News? A 2.3 GDP What’s not? Claims we can’t vote absentee They’re just a distraction So what won’t get traction Is another young child deportee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s news? Independent and true An accurate unbiased view Impartial and fair Facts checked with care Gives all truth tellers their due If his tweets storms did not make the news The Donald could then not refuse To speak face-to-face To the press, make his case The public would win and he’d lose