A Deluge of Lies Masquerading as a Debate (10-2-20)

I’ve cut drug prices 80%
Insulin now costs barely a cent
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
To the debate rules didn’t he consent?
 
Our poll watchers are so very nice
Just there to ensure there’s no vice
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
He fools us once, twice and thrice
 
If I lose it’s a rigged election
Was kidding about bleach injection
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
His handling of COVID was perfection
 
Obama spied on my campaign
Of leaders I'm the most humane
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
And he has the smartest brain
 
Hunter dishonorably discharged
Of the Dem platform Joe’s not in charge
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
A total sh*t show by and large
 
700K jobs I brought back
No one’s done more for Blacks
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
The whole night he was on the attack
 
Kelly Ann didn’t claim riots helped Trump
ON COVID we’re over the hump
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
The data is just a speed bump
 
Biden wants Medicare for All
On COVID Joe will drop the ball
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
And I've followed through building his Wall
 
For healthcare he does have a plan
I care about the enlisted man
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
More Trump debates we need to ban
 
The Sheriff of Portland supports him
All world leaders how they do court him
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
In November we need to deport him
 
Joe’d have large rallies if he could
He's a wimp ‘cause he masks when he should
A deluge of lies
To no one’s surprise
Did his masklessness do him any good?