Draining the Swamp (12-24-20)
They’re thugs and they’re criminals hardened Smell just like the skunk at the garden… ..party, this scourge From the swamp they emerge As Trumps grants each vermin a pardon
Happy Birthday, Ludwig! (12-17-20)
To drown out the sh*t Trump does spawn Today I put my headphones on It's Beethoven’s birthday And you know what come may His genius will live on and on
Homeless Persons Memorial Day (12-21-20)
On the longest night of the year We remember those no longer here To dawn from sunset Let us not forget For their passing, who will shed a tear? …
Sh*t Storm…Breaking Norms (12/9/20)
With 44 days left to do damage Trump’s team will do all they can manage It’s a total sh*t storm He breaking all norms Too bad he still has the…
Oops (12-6-20)
We promised 300M vaccines One too many zeros, it seems We meant to say 30 When it’s gets down and dirty We have many idiots on our teams I…
Good News (12-6-20)
In the midst of attempts at vote blocking And COVID rates beyond shocking There’s good news from the zoo With which Trump can’t screw Xiao Qi Ji is up and walking
The Elephant in the Room (12-2-20)
The lie: border cities are lawless The truth: It’s where they break the law less What Donald does spew The opposite is true His track record of losing is…
Lame Duck Schmuck (12-1-20)
Thanks, Donald, for your $3M bucks Not only are you a lame duck Your Wisconsin recount Gave Joe a higher count You’re the very definition of a schmuck
No Satisfaction (12-1-20)
It's been a while since I posted alternate lyrics to a song. To start December, the last month of this horrible, terrible, no good year, I am posting some good…
The Emperor has no Clothes (11-29/20)
Seems everyone but DJT knows Just who the electors chose While many now scorn him His “yes men” don’t warn him That emperor Trump dost hath no clothes