[A] Is COVID under control?
[T] Everyone says I’m on a roll
[T] My job is terrific
[A] I heard it’s horrific
Is he dumb or just an a**hole?
[A] You’re no good with communication
[A] Your fans follow your acclimations
[T] Yes, I drew a big crowd
[A] Which should not be allowed
Of our nation he’ll be the ruination
[A] 150K people have died
[A] When you say you’ve controlled it, you lied
[T] It is what it is
[T] I’m in show biz
With Trump there just is no upside
[A] When will quick tests be on hand?
[A] For all in US, what’s your plan?
[T] We test more than any
[T] Of tests, we have plenty
Let’s put him on the witness stand
[T] They say you can do too much testing
[A] Who’s the “they” that do this attesting?
[T] Just read the books
[A] Excuse me, what books?
He drowns out all the protesting
[T] In the world, we’re the lowest by far
[A] On what stat did you set that bar?
[T] On deaths per cases
[A] That’s the wrong basis
[A] It should be per population
[A] Other countries the deaths are way less
[T] “You don’t know that…can’t count on the press
[A} So Germany lies?
[T] That’s what I surmise
This is an unmitigated mess
[T] We’re on top on this chart, that is good
[A} But death going up usually would
[A] Cause much consternation
[A] Across the nation
Trump will lose in all likelihood
[T] Deaths were higher than they are today
[A] Where on earth is that true, what you say?
[T] Florida’s doing well
[A] OMG, What the hell?
This will end next year I pray!
[A] Did you talk bounties on the Putin call?
[T] Nope, not that I can recall
[A] That’s just grotesque
[T] It did not cross my desk
He’s too busy trying to build his wall
[A] Will you accept the result of the vote?
[T] The chances are somewhat remote
[A] How would that play out?
[T] You’ll have to find out
Let’s hope in November we can gloat
[A} Ivanka say mail voting’s OK
[T] We’re suing to keep it at bay
[T] ‘Cause dogs sometimes vote
[A] That’s an anecdote
To win, casting doubt is his way
[A] You wished Ghislaine Maxwell the best
[A] An accused sex trafficker, no less
[T] But her boyfriend died
[T] And she’s not been tried
OMG, of this I must protest!
[A] Rand Paul says fed troops don’t belong
[A] In cities, no this is just wrong
[T] They secure federal sites
[T] From ANTIFA each night
His lies just go on and on
[A] But they are plain clothed and unmarked
[T] To protect them from what they have sparked
[A] Give no reason for detaining
[A] Have very little training
Did we vote for an oligarch?
[T] Save Lincoln, I’ve done most for blacks
[A] More than LBJ and the Civil Rights Act????
[T] Definitely so
[T] To me, much they owe
OMG, I now need my Prozac!
[A] Do you believe that police kill more blacks?
[T] I don’t want to, so I will push back
[T] No one really knows
[A] No, the data does show
On facts he will always push back
[A] What will John Lewis’ legacy be?
[T] Skipped my inauguration, did he
[A] But was he a great man?
[T] I’m not a big fan
With Trump, it’s always about “me”
Such an interview should give us all pause
Trump circumvents all of our laws
Swan didn’t let up
For his claims, had backup
We all owe him our warm applause
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