Contempt of Democracy (4-25-22)
Ego and ASSets inflated His tax filings were fabricated Now held in contempt Poor Donald’s verklempt But the NY AG is elated
Best Laid Plans (4-23-22)
Putin sent troops in cocksure That all of Ukraine he’d secure But to his surprise His line of supplies Was cut off by train saboteurs By Belarus his schemes were…
Skewed Priorities (4/21/22)
No leg room, no food, seat backs up To help airline profits build up but NO N-95 to keep us alive? Seriously, grow the f*ck up!
Voter Fraud! (4-16-22_
He claimed voter fraud at the polls Though his argument was full of holes It takes one to know one And it’s time to throw one Mark Meadows off all…
50th Pandaversary (4-16-22)
50 years ago, on this day To our Zoo they came to stay Hsing-Hsing and Ling-Ling Began a long string Of Pandas from China, hurray!
Daylight Savings Time? Really? (3-21-22)
Infrastructure needs left unmet COVID funds? Voting rights? Nyet! Deny climate change Children, short-change But they gave us a later sunset What we’ll do, no one is sure If funding’s…
The REAL People’s Convoy (3-11-22)
One circles DC with no aim One brings supplies to Ukraine The real McCoy The People’s Convoy Your call which one earns that name
Brave Musicians (3-11-22)
Maiden Square, Kyviv While bombs fell and sirens did blare Classical musicians did dare To brave Putin’s storm and boldly perform Music in Kyiv’s Maiden Square
Two Narcissists Walk into a Bar (3-3-22)
Said Don to the guy tending bar Oh, I am the greatest by far To which replied Vlad I think he is mad ‘Tis I who is the clear superstar…
Trump-Aid (3-1-22)
Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack Talk at CPAC and AFPAC Supremacist hacks Haters of Blacks Morons who spoke back-to-back In the room there was not one adult GOP’s…