“The Art of the Surrender” (5/25/26)
Regime change, end nukes, was Trump’s aimDistraction from Epstein, his gameRegime now emboldenedAll ships still on hold, andNo deal on their nukes, Iran claimsThe best we can hope for is…
Anti-Weaponization… Slush Fund (5/22/26)
A slush fund to favor Trump’s friendsFor Trump, IRS rules Blanche did bendCalled Trump’s fraud OKJ6 felons he’ll payTaxpayer’s money, misspends$1.8 billion that should…Have been expended for goodFood stamps and…
Trump v. Trump: DOJ Disgrace (5/22/26)
“I’ve been wronged!”, the plaintiff did cry“Yes, you have” was the judge’s replyThe DA felt fury"Who is the jury?"Coyly said Trump, “It is I”
Pearl Harbor Debacle (5/18/26)
An FBI head named PatelThought all his perks were just swellAt hallowed groundHe snorkeled aroundHow much lower he’ll go, who can tell
Trump the Chump (5/17/26)
A gullible POTUS named Trump Into a meeting did jumpWith no strategySo, Xi’s flatteryWas lapped up by Donald the chump
Trump Mobile – $47.45/Mo*: Where’s My F*cking Phone? (5/12/26)
*** “Subject to Change, Limited Time.”Fraud is his favorite pastimeYour money, they takeWith a wink and handshakeBut the fine print is chock full of slimeFrom Eric and Don something newCell…
$13.1B No-Bid Landmark Defacement (5/11/26)
Claiming serious injury would ensueIf we don’t use this pool guy Trump knewAnd all regs defyBy the 4th of JulyPaint the reflecting pool blue
Ka$hing In (5/7/26)
His antics are very disturbin’His penchant for graft quite disturbin’He does Donald’s biddingI am not kiddingHe leaves behind his branded bourbon
Papal Customer Service (5/6/26)
Pope Leo his bank he did dialTo update his address on fileThe agent did groanAnd hung up the phoneMistaking his candor for guile
Pete’s Pretzel “Project” Logis (5/5/26)
We’re bombing, but it’s not a warNew “Project”, Pete tells the press corpsNo need for concernIt’s expected churnNo need for approval, therefore