These tariffs could shut down the mallsfor girls - 5 pencils, two dollsfor me, a jumbo jetunlawful, and yet as King, I alone make the calls

An ex-Pres and centenarianEver the humanitarianNot one to gloatBut lived to voteAgainst the near octogenarian

For Harris and Walz they turn outIn droves, they revel and shoutThey’ve brought back the joyTo the hoi polloiAnd all Donald can do is poutKamala's passing Trump byThis ain’t just…

“I’ve sent you signs out of loveBut push must now come to shoveJoe, it’s high timeYou’re past your prime”Signed: God Almighty above

A sycophantic GOPBefore Trump, their flawed nomineeForgetting his crimesThey’d called out one time Did grovel so and bend a knee

A vile, constitutional wreckerA failure of every fact checkerBut a trial of his peersMade true his worst fearsAlas, he’s brought down by his Pecker

A bipartisan bill for Ukraine Passed to help end Putin’s reign of terror, but Mike Through its heart ran a spike So he could still rule his domain Last week…

A remorseless fraudster is he Don Jr. and Eric make three Inflating their worth As big as his girth Blown up in his face finally Now, DJ the fraudster must…

To join NATO, you don’t pay dues You pledge to defend those who choose To defend current borders To preserve world order Trump has too many loose screws Attack on…

Both are forgetful and flawed But only one has the hutzpah To commit crimes Hundreds of times Believing he’s above the law