Poles (11-4-20)
“Can’t cast votes after Poles close!”??? Now strippers use poles for their shows Barbers display them And high winds do sway them But Americans cast votes at the polls It’s more than just dumb,…
LOSER (11-1-20)
L ies spew from him like a hose O wes more than he has disclosed S cience he eschews E gomaniac who’s... R unning behind in all polls
Drain the Swamp! (10-26-20)
Only sycophants are now left standing Total loyalty Trump is demanding Oh, the swamp we will drain As we end Donald’s reign... Of terror and lies and grandstanding
Safety Net (10-18-20)
Some red states now likely to flip Their leader has really lost his grip …on reality So crazy is he The rats are abandoning the ship As though we…
A Narcissistic Cornered Animal (10-15-20)
Claimed gold star families made him sick Ignored the new COVID uptick This swamp-dwelling mobster Called Harris a monster Of the dying does not give a lick Called off…
Blown off the Fence (10-12-20)
To be undecided now just makes no sense Biden/Harris or Trump/ Pence? But the spreader in chief with little relief Will surely blow them off the fence For those…
Super Spreader in Chief (10-9-20)
“LIBERATE MICHIGAN!”, he did tweet Encouraging them to unseat A dem governor It’s what he asked for This kidnap plan’s laid at his feet Of a remote debate Trump…
[F]Lie Detector (10-8-20)
We know when they speak that they lie To Trump and Pence rules don’t apply So, the debate director Brought a lie detector In the form of a lie-sniffing fly…
The Swat (10-7-20)
When Joe got too close to the spot Where the press was, Jill, without a thought Gently pulled him away From COVID harm’s way Compare that to the Melania swat
A Handmaid Tale (10-7-20)
Help for the needy they thwart Rule and norms, they do contort They kill Heroes Act But are still on track To put a handmaid on the court