“I’ve been wronged!”, the plaintiff did cry“Yes, you have” was the judge’s replyThe DA felt fury"Who is the jury?"Coyly said Trump, “It is I”

An FBI head named PatelThought all his perks were just swellAt hallowed groundHe snorkeled aroundHow much lower he’ll go, who can tell

A gullible POTUS named Trump Into a meeting did jumpWith no strategySo, Xi’s flatteryWas lapped up by Donald the chump

*** “Subject to Change, Limited Time.”Fraud is his favorite pastimeYour money, they takeWith a wink and handshakeBut the fine print is chock full of slimeFrom Eric and Don something newCell…

Claiming serious injury would ensueIf we don’t use this pool guy Trump knewAnd all regs defyBy the 4th of JulyPaint the reflecting pool blue

His antics are very disturbin’His penchant for graft quite disturbin’He does Donald’s biddingI am not kiddingHe leaves behind his branded bourbon

Pope Leo his bank he did dialTo update his address on fileThe agent did groanAnd hung up the phoneMistaking his candor for guile

We’re bombing, but it’s not a warNew “Project”, Pete tells the press corpsNo need for concernIt’s expected churnNo need for approval, therefore

Trump’s crazy sh*t has increasedFrom Pope to ballroom to MideastWe are not distractedHeld back and redactedAll Epstein files must be released

It’s OK for ICE to profileGrab non-whites from streets but meanwhileDistricting must beRace-conscious-freeThis “logic” is racist and vile