Eric Schmitt Hoisted By His Own Petard*(9/30/26)

Catch him in a lie, this half-wit…

Thinking Jack Smith he’d outwit
Catch him in a lie, this half-wit…
…did have the right date
But wrong game, league and state
The only dirtbag here is Schmitt

(* Thanks to Amy Klobuchar's team's on-the-spot fact checking)

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