The election win, how they do crave it
Law, rule or norm, they just waive it
Trump claims widespread fraud
With “proof” that is flawed
Like thousands of fake affidavits
Michigan is NOT Minnesota
Though neither had fraud in their vota
But two states that should
Be combined for good
Would be North and South Dakota
Though they both start with letters MI
Trump team’s ignorance mystifies
To these legal gentry
It’s flyover country
And all looks the same in their eyes
And it’s plain as the nose on your face
Trump does like people from that place
Or anyone who’s poor
Oh, he does abhor
His hard-working, blue color base
