“Lock Him Up” (2-13-22)

He said that he just had to pee
But documents then flush, did he
To this I say, yup
We should “lock him up”
And then we should throw away the key

When Nancy ripped his speech two
Trump let us know that he knew
To destroy Whitehouse paper
Is an illegal caper
[Though what she did was OK to do]

He said what he said right out loud
Official Docs, you’re not allowed
To lose or destroy
Yet he did enjoy
Doing just that, quite unbowed

So Whitehouse aids learned it was wise
To include in their list of supplies
Plungers and tape
Lest the docs escape
From the US National Archives