He said that he just had to pee But documents then flush, did he To this I say, yup We should “lock him up” And then we should throw away the key When Nancy ripped his speech two Trump let us know that he knew To destroy Whitehouse paper Is an illegal caper [Though what she did was OK to do] He said what he said right out loud Official Docs, you’re not allowed To lose or destroy Yet he did enjoy Doing just that, quite unbowed So Whitehouse aids learned it was wise To include in their list of supplies Plungers and tape Lest the docs escape From the US National Archives
