One-Way Ticket (3/1/21)
Power out throughout his whole state His constituents in dire straits Cruz went to Cancun The when caught, the buffoon To his kids the blame did designate “Just trying…
Live by the Sword…. (2-28-21)
4K lawsuits in 30 years In litigation, Trump has no peers Turnabout’s fair play It’s Trump judgement day Now Vance’s making true his worst fears
“Lake Trump” Unites (2-28-21)
Serbs and Albanians disagree Distrust each other thoroughly But one thing unites them Together ignites them Naming their lake for DT
Texas: Off the Grid Failure
Markets left to their own devices Often fail to prepare for a crisis Building no safety buffer Cause many to suffer And charge just unconscionable prices
Double Standard
Mean tweets came from Trump every day Yet the GOP looked the other way Now Tanden’s nomination’s blown Cause they don’t like her tone A double standard clearly at play
Whoops, My Bad (2-27-21)
Insurrectionist white supremist groups Fought police and national guard troops 5 people died All for a lie To the judge their defense is “Whoops”?
Lost Their Way (2-15-21)
From cowardice they seek immunity Amplify Trump’s lies with impunity Though his guilt was proved To convict they weren’t moved GOP now deigns to demand unity?
Pretzel Logic (2-14-21)
The now Minority Leader was pissed The President, whose *ss he had kissed Destroyed his party So, with a cold heart, he Into a pretzel did twist To have…
The Trial That Wasn’t (2-11-21)
Defense lawyers have no defense But the outcome was never in suspense The evidence was clear And yet it would appear The GOP keep up “all’s well” pretense Many…
‘Splains a Lot (2-11-21)
A lawyer of dubious reputation Made his case for Trump’s exculpation He was unprepared Rambled and despaired There’s only one plain explanation