The Dog Whistler (7-29-20)
Did not pay respects to John Lewis Instead away he did shoo us… who honored this titan Who never was frightened Voting Trump out is up to us Calls…
From White House to Jail House (7-28-20)
V-shaped recovery in place COVID, our kids can erase Gold mine won’t cause harm No need for alarm On lying Trump keeps up his pace 20K lies in 3…
$600 (7-27-20)
More stimulus, millions now need Republicans sadly impede $600’s too much It serves as a crutch We can’t give that much, they agreed Instead they will make it complex…
Tone Deaf (7-27-20)
Lost your job when they trimmed the fat? You should try on a new hat You’ll have to make do Or find something new Now why didn’t I think of…
A Low Bar (7-23-20)
The MoCA is given to those Whose behavior undoubtedly shows Their brain is impaired Though Trump proudly shared He aced it, he stupidly crows Person, woman, man, camera, TV…
The COVID TG Gong Show (7-21-20)
Just ‘cause his poll numbers aren’t strong To return to the TF is wrong So whenever he lies It might just be wise For the WH press to strike the…
The Return to the TF (7-21-20)
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Trump’s Cognitive Test 7-20-20
"READING" SECTION OF TRUMP'S COGNITIVE TEST His brilliance we know is unquestionable He can read books that are not just visual He can do basic math And is on a…
The Shift(y)ing Foundation of Trump’s Platform 7-20-20
“Our economy’s the best in the globe” “I have a great frontal lobe” “On the cognitive test I scored the best” Me thinks this emperor has no robe First,…