Good News Daily (8-17-20)
In the midst of the battle for mail Comes news of a breakthrough from Yale A saliva-based test Cheaper than the rest This just might be the holy grail
“They Can’t Have it!” (The Mail) (8-17-20)
The only way Trump can now win Is to leave all the ballots in the bin Delaying the mail So, he will prevail Let’s stop him so he’ll feel great…
Stay Focused for 79 More Days (8-16-20)
His drive to rig the election Is no longer beyond our detection He openly admits To serve, he’s unfit Cheating is his predilection With Post Office stunts he does…
See No Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil: Mitch, It’s Time to Go (8-15-20)
He breaks the law, you do not see He lies with impunity Ensures diminution Of our constitution Off to Kentucky you flee His name calling you do not hear…
Good News Daily – Things Trump Can’t Screw Up (8-15-20)
When we thought we’d bid reason adieu Comes more happy news from the zoo It will not be long Before Mei Xiang Gives birth to a panda or two
Trial Balloons (8-13-20)
Trump and Fox try to impugn Harris with their trial balloons But as each one pops Their strategy flops It’s Trump now that Harris lampoons Yes, all Trump can…
NASTY (8-13-20)
Not shocking that Trump, when asked, he… Adhered to his childish past, he… Said Harris was mean, This name-calling machine You must ask, who’s calling whom NASTY?
Enough is Enough! (8-12-20)
4% of the world population In cases we lead every nation by any gauge it’s an outrage Trump will be our ruination He promised to end ACA Replace it…
COVID Love Nests 8-10-20
Amidst COVID hullabaloo Comes good news from the quiet Zoo Feeling less stress In their love nests The number of chicks greatly grew
Voting Rights Shredded 8-9-20
Speak of the vote without candor To mega donors do pander It is Trump’s intention To rig the election To help that they do gerrymander Claim mail-in fraud with…