The nightmare’s last day is today Tomorrow, Trump will go away Not a moment too soon Will this evil buffoon To a real leader finally give way  With pardons a new group will owe him Loyalty they must show him But Vance has a plan For Trump, the con man And under the bus he will throw him  He can run but he cannot hide But, hey, there is a bright side And his new prison clothes Will match his nose In the place he will soon reside