Two Narcissists Walk into a Bar (3-3-22)

Said Don to the guy tending bar
Oh, I am the greatest by far
To which replied Vlad
I think he is mad
‘Tis I who is the clear superstar

“Vlad, you have courage and guts”
“Don knows who’s who and what’s what” 
Said a voice down the bar
To the loser and tsar
Who come for the complimentary nuts