Trump Mobile – $47.45/Mo*:  Where’s My F*cking Phone?  (5/12/26)

*** “Subject to Change, Limited Time.”
Fraud is his favorite pastime
Your money, they take
With a wink and handshake
But the fine print is chock full of slime

From Eric and Don something new
Cell phones of a golden hue
Launch by last summer
Oops, what a bummer
It might take much longer, who knew?

Made in America… never mind…
Made with American in mind
The final cost range
Is subject to change
Deposit refunds they’ll decline

Raking in over $6 Mil
The grifters change the terms at will
Buyers, they’ve fooled
No, they won’t be ruled
By claims they’ve no means to fulfill

So, customers who paid 100 bucks
Might now be sh*t out of luck
The Trump Mobile con
With it’s fake come-ons
Leaves MAGA fans saying WTF?

1 Comment

  1. Kerry Levin

    Margaret, when will your book be coming out? Alice and I would love to get a copy (or many copies.)
    And maybe when you travel to the east coast, you could drop by Asheville (we live in Deerfield, a continuing care community) and you could give the crowd here what it feels like having fun talking about our “great leader”!
    In any case just having you stop by to visit would be great!
    Thanks
    Kerry Levin

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