Dear Donald,Thanks for the nice invitationWe’ll pass on your SOTU orationSo, put on your showFor your locker-room brosWho’ll give you your needed ovationsWith talent and hard work and luckWe’ve proved…

SCOTUS called Donald up shortHis unlawful ways they did thwartCongress, alasHe cannot bypassThis from Trump’s guy on the courtThen Don threw a big hissy fitOh, defeat he did not admitInstead…

The sardonic VP did say that Gu should skate for USAWhen asked, said athlete “JD, that’s so sweet”Perhaps Vance should have stayed away

Conservative, Christian and WhiteTo all else, borders airtightA clear déjà vuOf pre-WWII Against this, the world must unite

All climate regs, Trump did declareThe American dream do impairDon’t know about youBut my dreams won’t come trueIf our grandkids can’t breathe clean airYet, science and facts they poohpooh For…

To the victims of Epstein todayPam was asked what she should sayAs a reminderThey were right behind her“The Dow Jones just hit 50K!”

“A cartel drone” said CBP goon“Shoot it!“, cried Pete, the buffoon“…and it’s too lateto coordinate”As they brought down a party balloon

By GOP King Trump is panderedWhile his perceived enemies are slanderedRecall Howard DeanWas felled by a screamWe’re well beyond a double standardWith this he has sunk to new lowsA level…