Wag the Dog (3/1/26)
With war, redirect dialogueLose Epstein Files flap in the fogForget higher pricesOr murdering ICEA clear case of Wagging the Dog
RSVP (from USA Women’s Hockey Team Olympic Champions) (2/24/26)
Dear Donald,Thanks for the nice invitationWe’ll pass on your SOTU orationSo, put on your showFor your locker-room brosWho’ll give you your needed ovationsWith talent and hard work and luckWe’ve proved…
Immigration Truths (2/23/26)
They take out less than pay inSays CATO, much to Trump’s chagrinCommit fewer crimesAnd over timeImmigration is a win-win
Another No Good, Very Bad Day (2/22/26)
SCOTUS called Donald up shortHis unlawful ways they did thwartCongress, alasHe cannot bypassThis from Trump’s guy on the courtThen Don threw a big hissy fitOh, defeat he did not admitInstead…
Touche, Gu (2/20/26)
The sardonic VP did say that Gu should skate for USAWhen asked, said athlete “JD, that’s so sweet”Perhaps Vance should have stayed away
Herr Rubio (2/18/26)
Conservative, Christian and WhiteTo all else, borders airtightA clear déjà vuOf pre-WWII Against this, the world must unite
Don’t Worry About It”, Donald J Trump (2/15/26)
All climate regs, Trump did declareThe American dream do impairDon’t know about youBut my dreams won’t come trueIf our grandkids can’t breathe clean airYet, science and facts they poohpooh For…
Bat Sh*t Crazy Bondi (2/13/26)
To the victims of Epstein todayPam was asked what she should sayAs a reminderThey were right behind her“The Dow Jones just hit 50K!”
Go Get’m, Pete! (2/13/26)
“A cartel drone” said CBP goon“Shoot it!“, cried Pete, the buffoon“…and it’s too lateto coordinate”As they brought down a party balloon
Olympic Spirit (2/8/29)
The opening day was imbuedWith humanity, joy was the moodAthletes were cheeredLeaders reveredWhen shown on the screen, Vance was booed