High Crimes and Misdemeanors? (12-23-23)
Evidence? Johnson has none But oh, what a tale they have spun Of duty, they’re in breach As they move to impeach And all for the love of his son
Oh Happy Day (in Virginia) (11-8-23)
By Youngkin, the voters were spurred To make sure their voices were heard Protect women’s rights Teach children what’s right Virginians just had the last word
The New “Backseat Driving” (11-6-23)
Trumps are now feeling the heat On the stand, they each repeat We weren’t conniving No one was driving No, we were all in the back seat!
GOP Logic Meltdown (11-5-23)
Schools should not teach slavery Kids might feel bad if they see Our dark history GOP do agree But don’t remove Robert E Lee
Another Heartless Response to Mass Shooting (11-4-23)
18 souls gunned down in Maine The reason, as usual, is plain These human hearts Were all blown apart An AR-15 is to blame
Buttigieg Takes the High Road (GOP Speaker…not so much) (11-4-23)
Same sex relations, Mike decreed Bring chaos and doom, did say he Yes, chaos; dark, no As Pete and Chas know To Mike, “come on over and see”
Bobby Knight, RIP (11-2-23)
Of Knight, the away team, beware When angry, oh my how he’d swear. His coaching, enlightened. But his players were frightened of what he could do with a chair
Wisconsin Victory (4-6-23)
They overturned Roe now, and thus They pitted themselves against US They got their way But they’ll rue the day The GOP dog caught the bus
Stunning Incompetence (1-5-23)
The GOP’s dumb current course is Demonstrating with all their forces The Equine Paradox There are, though it shocks … More horses’ asses than horses
Dr. Fauci: A Stellar Public Servant (1-5/23)
A great public servant is he Determined to cure HIV Also stop or ease Infectious diseases He has never been absentee For 7 POTUS’ he did work Of them, only…