Good News Daily – Things Trump Can’t Screw Up (8-15-20)
When we thought we’d bid reason adieu Comes more happy news from the zoo It will not be long Before Mei Xiang Gives birth to a panda or two
Trial Balloons (8-13-20)
Trump and Fox try to impugn Harris with their trial balloons But as each one pops Their strategy flops It’s Trump now that Harris lampoons  Yes, all Trump can…
Enough is Enough! (8-12-20)
4% of the world population In cases we lead every nation by any gauge it’s an outrage Trump will be our ruination  He promised to end ACA Replace it…
The Negotiation Hoax 8-9-20
Bring Meadows, the bomb thrower in Make sure that there’s no win-win Don’t meet half way Let the time slip away Then apply your despicable spin  Nancy’s the problem,…
The Negotiation Hoax 8-9-20
Bring Meadows, the bomb thrower in Make sure that there’s no win-win Don’t meet half way Let the time slip away Then apply your despicable spin  Nancy’s the problem,…
The Horror Continues 8-8-20
There once was a lawyer named Yoo Who told President Bush what to do Like torture’s OK Trump can break the law today They won’t catch up anytime soon  …
AXIOS [A] v. Trump [T] WTF? 8-6-20
[A] Is COVID under control? [T] Everyone says I’m on a roll [T] My job is terrific [A] I heard it’s horrific Is he dumb or just an a**hole?  …
Yo-Semite 8-5-20
It’s clear he does not read or write Hasn’t visited our countries great sites Except Mount Rushmore ‘Cause he jealous of those four But did he really say Yo-Semite?  …
“Beam me up, Scotty!” 8-2-20
A dishonored coach from Ohio Grilled a world-renowned doctor, and my oh Did Dr Fauci Make Jim Jordan grouchy When he failed to opine on the fly-oh  Fauci stuck…
I Need a Drink 8-1-20
I opened the paper today And the front page, to my dismay Reported much grief With little relief And it’s been this way day after day  Can he delay…