Of Knight, the away team, beware When angry, oh my how he’d swear. His coaching, enlightened. But his players were frightened of what he could do with a chair

On abortion, who should decide? Oz did come down on both sides Women, physicians…. Local politicians Voters, you must now decide

Bullet-proof vest, pepper spray Police just a speed dial away armored backpack prepared for attack If the GOP has their way Good shoes for running away So, you’ll live ‘til…

Putin sent troops in cocksure That all of Ukraine he’d secure But to his surprise His line of supplies Was cut off by train saboteurs By Belarus his schemes were…

He claimed voter fraud at the polls Though his argument was full of holes It takes one to know one And it’s time to throw one Mark Meadows off all…

50 years ago, on this day To our Zoo they came to stay Hsing-Hsing and Ling-Ling Began a long string Of Pandas from China, hurray!

Maiden Square, Kyviv While bombs fell and sirens did blare Classical musicians did dare To brave Putin’s storm and boldly perform Music in Kyiv’s Maiden Square

Said Don to the guy tending bar Oh, I am the greatest by far To which replied Vlad I think he is mad ‘Tis I who is the clear superstar…

Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack, Yack Talk at CPAC and AFPAC Supremacist hacks Haters of Blacks Morons who spoke back-to-back In the room there was not one adult GOP’s…

When offered safe evacuation Zelensky showed determination He answered with pride “I don’t need a ride” To the world he’s an inspiration They do not give in to their plight…