Oh Happy Day (in Virginia) (11-8-23)
By Youngkin, the voters were spurred To make sure their voices were heard Protect women’s rights Teach children what’s right Virginians just had the last word
Another Heartless Response to Mass Shooting (11-4-23)
18 souls gunned down in Maine The reason, as usual, is plain These human hearts Were all blown apart An AR-15 is to blame
Bobby Knight, RIP (11-2-23)
Of Knight, the away team, beware When angry, oh my how he’d swear. His coaching, enlightened. But his players were frightened of what he could do with a chair
Which is it, Oz? (10-26-22)
On abortion, who should decide? Oz did come down on both sides Women, physicians…. Local politicians Voters, you must now decide
The New School Norm (6/1/22)
Bullet-proof vest, pepper spray Police just a speed dial away armored backpack prepared for attack If the GOP has their way Good shoes for running away So, you’ll live ‘til…
Best Laid Plans (4-23-22)
Putin sent troops in cocksure That all of Ukraine he’d secure But to his surprise His line of supplies Was cut off by train saboteurs By Belarus his schemes were…
Voter Fraud! (4-16-22_
He claimed voter fraud at the polls Though his argument was full of holes It takes one to know one And it’s time to throw one Mark Meadows off all…
50th Pandaversary (4-16-22)
50 years ago, on this day To our Zoo they came to stay Hsing-Hsing and Ling-Ling Began a long string Of Pandas from China, hurray!
Brave Musicians (3-11-22)
Maiden Square, Kyviv While bombs fell and sirens did blare Classical musicians did dare To brave Putin’s storm and boldly perform Music in Kyiv’s Maiden Square
Two Narcissists Walk into a Bar (3-3-22)
Said Don to the guy tending bar Oh, I am the greatest by far To which replied Vlad I think he is mad ‘Tis I who is the clear superstar…