Trump: I Alone Can Steal Elections (2-9-24)
To SCOTUS, said with a straight face "You can’t take me out of the race You’d take votes away That’s not fair," I say The irony’s lost on his base
The GOP Don (2-8-24)
The GOP is now a cult Completely devoid of adults Fearing Trump’s wrath They’re on a path To an unnerving result A second term with no solutions Intent solely on…
Donald’s Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day (2-7-24)
Immunity claim is rejected Impeachment hoax is deflected Nickki’s still running It’s really quite stunning How much GOP’s misdirected
Puppet Party (2-6-24)
Border in crisis they say Bipartisan group found their way To compromise But Trump said “not wise” Then GOP just walked away So how then can GOP claim That democrats…
Conspiracy Swifty (2/5/24)
The GOP’s further adrifty Poor Donald Trump is so miffed he Attacks NFL Pentagon as well For fear of an endorsement Swifty
Trump – The Anti-Patriot (1/25/24)
“Don’t govern,” Trump tells GOP And , yes, tank the economy Reject deal on boarder Encourage disorder Abandon Ukraine, vote for me Stand by and let chaos take hold Women’s…
Cognitive Dissonance (1-20-24)
Giraffe, tiger, something and whale Over the quiz Trump prevailed But a test for dementia Will not prevent ya from being as dumb as a nail
Future GOP 2024 Debates (1/19/24)
Desantos was not politicy Now all that's left is one Nikki Front runner won’t show And oh, don’t you know Debating yourself can be tricky
Opting Out of Food for Poor Children (1-13-24)
With 8 million hungry kids you’d ... ...think they would not turn down food But 15 red states Keep food off their plates If you’re hungry and live there, you’re…